About Retirement Dungeon
Retirement Dungeon is a cute, non-violent stealth game about old dungeon creatures. When they get too old, they're sent to the Retirement Dungeon to enjoy their last days, but a new owner has banned pets, and nobody is enjoying anything.
So you sneak in. You're there to cheer up the residents, and the guards and security cameras are the problem. Grab a few treats for yourself along the way too. You pick a pet before each level, and everything is about staying out of sight.
It was made for Pirate Software Game Jam 14, where the theme was It's Spreading. You can play Retirement Dungeon online in your browser, and Retirement Dungeon free of any download lets you start sneaking in a minute.
How to Play Retirement Dungeon
- Click inside the game window first, then try the keyboard and mouse to move.
- Pick a pet at the start of each level.
- Sneak through the rooms and stay out of sight of the guards and cameras.
- Reach the residents and give them some company.
- Collect treats along the way.
- Press Q to bail out of a level, but read the note below first.
What to Expect in Retirement Dungeon
It's gentle stealth. Nobody gets hurt, and nothing is graphic. The tension comes from guard routes and camera sweeps, and the reward is a happy resident.
One known issue: leaving a level with Q and starting another can skip the pet menu and leave you stuck. If that happens, reload the game, and your saved progress will still be there. If you like cozy, low-stakes sneaking, it's a charming one.
Tips for Retirement Dungeon
- Watch the guards for a moment before you move. Their patterns tell you when to go.
- Check where the cameras point before you cross a room.
- Think about your pet before each level. It comes along for the sneak.
- Grab treats when it's safe, and skip them when it's risky.
- Avoid pressing Q to quit a level. Reload the game if you want to start fresh.
Who Made Retirement Dungeon
Retirement Dungeon was made by Vimlark and released on itch.io. It was built in Construct 3 and made for Pirate Software Game Jam 14. FunClicker embeds the creator's own version so you can play it here without downloading anything. We did not make the game, and the credit for its design, code, and art belongs to its creator. You can find the original on the Retirement Dungeon page on itch.io.
FAQ
Is Retirement Dungeon free?
Yes. You can play Retirement Dungeon in your browser for free, and there's no account to make.
How do you play Retirement Dungeon?
Click inside the game window, then try the keyboard and mouse to move. Pick a pet, sneak through the rooms, avoid guards and cameras, and visit the residents. Press Q to leave a level, but see the known bug first.
What is the goal in Retirement Dungeon?
Sneak past the guards and security cameras to cheer up the old dungeon residents. You can also collect treats for yourself along the way in Retirement Dungeon.
Who made Retirement Dungeon?
Vimlark made Retirement Dungeon and released it on itch.io. What you're playing here is that original build.
Can I play Retirement Dungeon on a Chromebook or phone?
A computer with a keyboard and mouse is the safest choice for Retirement Dungeon. A phone may not offer the controls you need for sneaking, so a Chromebook or laptop is a better fit.
Is Retirement Dungeon unblocked at school?
Retirement Dungeon unblocked works anywhere this page can open. It needs no download, but school networks run their own filters, so we cannot promise it will load.
What is the known bug in Retirement Dungeon?
Quitting a level with Q can break the next one in Retirement Dungeon, because you do not get to pick a pet and end up stuck. Reload the game, and your saved progress will still be there.
Is Retirement Dungeon violent?
No. Retirement Dungeon is non-violent stealth. You avoid guards and cameras rather than fighting them, and the goal is to bring love and joy to the residents.
