About Slime 2.99k
Slime 2.99k is a short retro top down shooter starring a blob of goo that was made as food for artificial humans and has now become self-aware. It's the year 3000, an evil AI called the Despot runs the world, and the slime has decided it's had enough.
A counter on screen shows how many enemies you still need to take out. Hit that number, then look for the way out, a large metal hatch set into the floor, and head on to the next level. Clear them all and a final showdown waits at the end.
It's a demake, a pocket-size take on the team's bigger slime game, drawn in a few shades of green like an old handheld screen. The main menu has Decks and Upgrades screens, so there's some planning on top of the shooting. You can play Slime 2.99k online here, and try Slime 2.99k free in a desktop browser.
How to Play Slime 2.99k
- Choose Play on the main menu.
- Move with the arrow keys.
- Aim with X and Z.
- Take out enough enemies to fill the counter, then find the metal trapdoor and go through it.
- Press Space to pause.
- Visit Decks and Upgrades on the main menu between runs.
What to Expect in Slime 2.99k
This is a quick top down shooter. Runs take a few minutes, and the counter always tells you how much is left before the exit matters. The roguelite side lives in the Decks and Upgrades menus, which give you something to work on between attempts.
The setting is darkly funny: humanity is a lost cause, the planet belongs to a tyrant AI, and the hero is a puddle of food goo with a grudge. The green pixel art suits it well, and the whole thing feels like a lost cartridge from an old handheld.
Tips for Slime 2.99k
- Movement and aiming use different keys, so practice moving with the arrows while you adjust your aim with X and Z.
- Keep one eye on the counter. Once you've hit the target, stop picking fights and go find the trapdoor.
- Clear the enemies nearest to you first so you have room to search for the exit.
- Spend time in Upgrades between runs. Small boosts add up over a short game.
- After a rough run, try a different deck instead of repeating the same setup.
Who Made Slime 2.99k
Slime 2.99k was made by Konfa Games, arcadehero, neworderseo, Dogshroom, who released it on itch.io. It was built with Godot as a small demake of the team's larger slime game. FunClicker embeds the creator's own version so you can play it here without downloading anything. We did not make the game, and the credit for its design, code, and art belongs to its creator. You can find the original on the Slime 2.99k page on itch.io.
FAQ
Is Slime 2.99k free?
Yes. Slime 2.99k is free to play here in a desktop browser, with no download. Pick Play on the main menu, move with the arrow keys, aim with X and Z, and start clearing levels. A run only takes a few minutes, so it's easy to fit into a short break.
How do you play Slime 2.99k?
Move with the arrow keys, aim with X and Z, and pause with Space. Each level shows a counter of enemies to defeat. Reach that number, then find the exit, a big metal trapdoor in the floor. Clear all the levels to reach the final showdown with the AI that rules the world.
What is the goal in Slime 2.99k?
You play a self-aware blob of goo fighting back against the Despot, the evil AI that rules the world in the year 3000. The goal is to clear every level, one kill counter and trapdoor at a time, and make it all the way to the end of the game.
Who made Slime 2.99k?
Slime 2.99k was made by Konfa Games together with arcadehero, neworderseo and Dogshroom, and released on itch.io. It's a demake of the team's larger slime game, built with Godot. FunClicker did not make it; we embed the creator's own web version so you can play it here.
Can I play Slime 2.99k on a Chromebook or phone?
A Chromebook with a keyboard is fine, since Slime 2.99k is a light 2D browser game that uses the arrow keys, X, Z and Space. A phone is a poor match, because the game expects a physical keyboard for moving and aiming, and both happen at the same time.
Is Slime 2.99k unblocked at school?
Slime 2.99k needs only a browser tab, with no download or plugin. Whether Slime 2.99k unblocked access works on a school or library network depends on that network's filter, which we do not control. If the game loads, you can play it the same as anywhere else.
Is Slime 2.99k a demake?
Yes. Slime 2.99k is a demake, a smaller version of a bigger game rebuilt with a retro look. Here that means green pixel graphics in an old handheld style and short runs, while keeping the same slime-versus-tyrant story as the team's larger game.
How do you finish a level in Slime 2.99k?
Watch the counter on screen. It shows how many enemies you need to defeat on that level. Once you've taken out enough of them, look for the exit, a large metal trapdoor set into the floor, and go through it to move on to the next level.
