About Purr-formance Review
Purr-formance Review is a stealth cat game set in a busy office, where you play the resident kitty and your job is to cause trouble without getting caught. Hit your targets every day and you could earn a promotion to Cat-astrophe Manager.
Those targets are your KKPIs, short for Kitty Key Purr-formance Indicators, and each one means stirring up some kind of mess around the office. Workers come along to clean up after you, and supervisors patrol the floor looking for the culprit, so every bit of chaos is also a small puzzle about timing and staying out of sight.
The game runs across a full work week, and at the end you get a rating on your review. Secret tasks are hidden around the office for bonus points if you spot them. It was made for a winter 2025 game jam, and you can play Purr-formance Review online right in your browser.
How to Play Purr-formance Review
- Choose New Game and set the difficulty with the slider. The text under it explains how quickly workers clean up and how many supervisors are watching.
- Open Controls and How to Win from the main menu to see the keys and the rules before your first day.
- Each day, work through your KKPI targets by making messes around the office.
- Keep away from the supervisors while you work.
- Look out for secret tasks, which add extra points to your review.
- Get through the week to receive your final rating and find out if you earned the promotion.
What to Expect in Purr-formance Review
The pixel art office is full of desks, monitors, potted plants and coworkers in suits, and the humor is office comedy with cat puns at every turn. The difficulty slider changes the rules in clear ways. On House Cat, the medium setting, workers are slow to fix your messes and only clean each one once, and two supervisors are hunting for you.
Purr-formance Review rewards patience more than speed. Rushing a target in front of a supervisor is the quickest way to get spotted, while waiting for the floor to clear lets you pile up mischief safely. It's a cat game with real stealth in it, a cutscene skip makes replays quicker, and you can play Purr-formance Review free as often as you like to push your rating higher.
Tips for Purr-formance Review
- Start on House Cat to learn the office layout before you push the slider higher.
- Watch where the two supervisors go for a while before you make your first mess in the open.
- Search every corner for the secret tasks. They're easy to miss and add points to your rating.
- Turn on Skip Cutscenes when you replay, so you get back into the office faster.
- Plan a route that links several targets close together, so you spend less time crossing open floor where you can be seen.
Who Made Purr-formance Review
Purr-formance Review was made by kyraltre, who released it on itch.io. It was built in Godot, without generative AI. FunClicker embeds the creator's own version so you can play it here without downloading anything. We did not make the game, and the credit for its design, code, and art belongs to its creator. You can find the original on the Purr-formance Review page on itch.io.
FAQ
Is Purr-formance Review free?
Yes. Purr-formance Review is free to play here in your browser, with no account and nothing to install. Open the game, pick New Game, set the difficulty and start your first day at the office. You can play Purr-formance Review free as many times as you like to chase a better rating on your review.
How do you play Purr-formance Review?
You play a cat in an office. Each day you have targets, called KKPIs, that involve making messes around the place, and you need to complete them without being caught by the supervisors. Check the Controls and How to Win screens on the main menu for the keys and rules, then click inside the game window and get started.
What is the goal in Purr-formance Review?
The goal is to get through a full work week of KKPI targets and earn a strong rating on your review. Kitties that complete the whole week can be promoted to Cat-astrophe Manager. Secret tasks hidden around the office add bonus points, so the very best ratings go to cats who explore as well as cause chaos.
Who made Purr-formance Review?
Purr-formance Review was made by kyraltre, who released it on itch.io after building it in Godot for a winter 2025 game jam. FunClicker did not make the game. We embed the creator's own version so you can play it here, and the credit link in the Who Made section leads to the original.
Can I play Purr-formance Review on a Chromebook or phone?
A Chromebook or laptop is the best fit, since Purr-formance Review runs in a browser tab and you'll have a keyboard and mouse ready for whatever the Controls screen lists. A phone may load the game, but a small screen makes it hard to watch the supervisors and the office at the same time.
Is Purr-formance Review unblocked at school?
Purr-formance Review needs only a browser tab, with no download, plugin or login. Whether it opens on a school or library network depends on that network's filters, which we do not control. If the game loads on your connection, it plays the same as anywhere else.
What are KKPIs in Purr-formance Review?
KKPIs stands for Kitty Key Purr-formance Indicators, a joke on the targets real offices set for staff. In Purr-formance Review, they're your daily goals as the office cat, and each one involves causing a bit of chaos. Finishing them across the work week is what earns you a high rating and the promotion.
How does difficulty work in Purr-formance Review?
A slider on the main menu sets the difficulty, and the text under it tells you what changes. On House Cat, the medium setting, office workers are slow to fix your messes and only clean each one once, and two supervisors are out looking for you. Moving the slider changes how forgiving the office is.
