About The Coffee Machine
The Coffee Machine is a text-driven point-and-click sandbox drawn from the SCP Foundation stories. You play Dr. Bright, a practically immortal mad scientist testing SCP-294, a machine that hands over any drink you can name.
You request whatever you can think of, then drink it. Being practically immortal takes the worry out of it. The collection of drinks grows each time you play, and other players can help add new ones through a forum.
It leans on dark, satirical humor, so it suits players who enjoy the SCP style. A visit lasts a few minutes. You can play The Coffee Machine online here, and it's The Coffee Machine free to play with nothing to install.
How to Play The Coffee Machine
- Use the mouse for everything.
- Request a drink from the machine. Ask for anything you can think of.
- Double click a drink to drink it.
- Drag drinks onto the trash to get rid of them.
- Come back another time, since the collection of drinks keeps expanding.
What to Expect in The Coffee Machine
It's a game of curiosity. There's a machine that answers requests and a character willing to try whatever comes out. The fun is in asking for something odd and finding out what it does.
The tone is dark and silly. The universe is filled with creepy and absurd creatures and, often, satirical or dark jokes, and the game carries a trigger warning on its itch.io entry if you're unsure.
As a sandbox it asks nothing of you. Play for a couple of minutes and leave, or keep ordering to see what turns up. SCP fans get an extra layer of references, and everyone else gets a strange toy. It's moddable too, with a forum for new drinks, so it keeps changing.
Tips for The Coffee Machine
- Start with ordinary drinks, then get stranger.
- Remember that drinking is a double click and getting rid of a drink is a drag to the trash.
- Read the trigger warning on the game's itch.io entry before you start if dark jokes bother you.
- Come back later, since the drink collection keeps growing.
- Try a few absurd requests in a row. The fun is the gap between what you ask for and what you get.
Who Made The Coffee Machine
The Coffee Machine was made by Master Pose and released on itch.io. It was built in Construct and is based on the SCP Foundation stories. FunClicker embeds the creator's own version so you can play it here without downloading anything. We did not make the game, and the credit for its design, code, and art belongs to its creator. You can find the original on the The Coffee Machine page on itch.io.
FAQ
Is The Coffee Machine free?
It's free. The Coffee Machine loads right here in your browser, so there's nothing to download.
How do you play The Coffee Machine?
Use the mouse. Request a drink from the machine, double click it to drink, and drag unwanted drinks to the trash. You play as Dr. Bright, who is practically immortal, so you can try whatever you like.
What is the goal in The Coffee Machine?
There's no formal goal. It's a sandbox where you request drinks from the machine, drink them, and see what happens. The drink collection expands every time you play, so the fun is in discovering new ones.
Who made The Coffee Machine?
The Coffee Machine comes from Master Pose, who published it on itch.io. We embed that build and link to the original.
Does The Coffee Machine have a content warning?
Yes. Its itch.io entry carries a trigger warning that says the universe is filled with creepy and absurd creatures and, many times, satirical or dark jokes. Read the full note there if you want the details before playing.
Can I play The Coffee Machine on a Chromebook or phone?
The controls are the mouse with double clicking and dragging, so a Chromebook or laptop works well. A double tap may behave differently on a phone, so try it on your device before you count on it.
Is The Coffee Machine unblocked at school?
If your school's filter allows FunClicker, The Coffee Machine unblocked runs right in the tab. Filters differ from one network to the next, so it's worth a quick try.
What is SCP-294 in The Coffee Machine?
SCP-294 is the machine at the center of the game, nicknamed the coffee machine. It comes from the SCP Foundation stories that the game is based on. You play Dr. Bright, a mad scientist testing it by requesting drinks.
