About Cursed to Golf
Cursed to Golf is a 2D roguelike golf game set in a kind of golfing purgatory. Each run strings together nine holes in a random order, and you have to get through all of them to climb out. There's one big catch: the ball only ever goes to the right.
The holes are large and full of branching paths, so reaching the flag takes route-finding as much as power. Along the way you pick up rewards and power-ups that help you push a run further, which is the roguelike side of it.
A full run takes about half an hour, and it's meant to be hard. You can play Cursed to Golf online here with a mouse. The browser version can be a little buggy, so if it misbehaves, the downloadable version runs more steadily.
How to Play Cursed to Golf
- Click once to start the power bar moving.
- Click again when the bar reaches the power you want.
- Click on the angle bar to set the angle of the ball.
- Plan every route with one rule in mind: shots only travel right.
- Collect rewards and power-ups as you go to strengthen your run.
- Clear all nine holes to survive.
What to Expect in Cursed to Golf
Cursed to Golf is a tough roguelike golf game. One-way shots on big, branching holes mean every swing needs thought, and the random hole order means no two runs line up the same way.
The pixel art has layered mountains and thick forest behind the course, with a lone golfer standing small against it all. It's short enough to try in one sitting and hard enough to bring you back. Playing Cursed to Golf free here tells you quickly whether the curse suits you.
Tips for Cursed to Golf
- Look over the whole hole before your first shot. Since you can only hit right, the route matters more than raw power.
- Take care with the power bar. A softer shot that stays on a good path beats a long one that overshoots.
- Grab every power-up you can reach. They're how a run gets further.
- Close other heavy tabs before you start, since the web version can be buggy.
- Expect to lose early runs. Each one teaches you how the holes tend to branch.
Who Made Cursed to Golf
Cursed to Golf was made by LiamBME, who released it on itch.io. It was made in GameMaker. FunClicker embeds the creator's own version so you can play it here without downloading anything. We did not make the game, and the credit for its design, code, and art belongs to its creator. You can find the original on the Cursed to Golf page on itch.io.
FAQ
Is Cursed to Golf free?
Yes. Cursed to Golf is free to play here, with nothing to buy and no account to make. It runs in the browser window above, so you can start a run as soon as it loads and see how far through the nine holes you get.
How do you play Cursed to Golf?
Use the mouse. Click to start the power bar, click again to lock in your power, then click on the angle bar to choose the ball's angle. Every shot goes to the right, so you read each hole for a path that works in that direction and collect power-ups as you go.
What is the goal of Cursed to Golf?
Survive a run of nine randomly ordered holes and climb out of golfing purgatory. The holes are large with several paths to the flag, and you pick up rewards and power-ups on the way. A full run takes about half an hour if you make it through.
Who made Cursed to Golf?
Cursed to Golf was made by LiamBME in GameMaker and released on itch.io. FunClicker embeds the creator's own web version, and the original page on itch.io has the downloadable build, which runs more smoothly than the browser one.
Can I play Cursed to Golf on a Chromebook or phone?
A Chromebook with a mouse works best. Every shot uses mouse clicks, so a trackpad can manage, but a mouse makes timing the power bar easier. Phones are a poor fit, and the browser build can be a little buggy, so a laptop or desktop is the safest choice.
Is Cursed to Golf unblocked at school?
Getting Cursed to Golf unblocked at school comes down to the network. The game runs in a normal browser tab with nothing to download or install, but schools filter sites in their own way, and that filter decides whether it opens. We do not control it.
Why can you only hit right in Cursed to Golf?
It's the curse in the title. Cursed to Golf locks every shot to the right, which turns each hole into a route puzzle: you have to find a way to the flag that only ever moves in one direction. It's the rule the whole game is built around.
Does Cursed to Golf run well in the browser?
Mostly, but the browser version can be a little buggy and you may hit the odd issue. If it gives you trouble, the downloadable version runs more steadily. For the web build, close other heavy tabs and let it load fully before you start a run.
